"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
how about "the government is fucking up and obama is nothing more but a figure head to take the heat of all the congress’s dumbass decisions" The president isnt a dictator. he doesnt get to choose 100000000% by himself what happens to this country, hence the term democracy.
i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet
- Textpost: Harry Edward Styles(born 1 February 1994) is an English pop singer-songwriter and actor, known as a member of the boy band One Direction. He made his debut as a singer with his band White Eskimo, who performed locally in Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, England. In 2010, Styles auditioned as a solo artist for the British television series The X Factor. After being eliminated as a solo performer, Styles was brought back into the competition, along with four other contestants, to form the group that would later become known as One Direction.
- HP fandom: which harry is this post about
COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH
IM FROM THE FBI
THE FBIjared stop bothering those people
WHAT THE ACTUAL F#@K IS THAT! THAT IS NOT AN ANIMAL, THAT IS A DINOSAUR! WHAT THE HELL! Okay okay I didn’t even know Moose were a thing until Supernatural (we don’t have them in Australia) and I was told they were tall (hence the Jared Padalecki joke) but THAT IS NOT A NORMAL SIZED ANIMAL! THAT IS SOME MUTANT SCIENCE EXPERIENCE! I’m out. I’m done. I quit.
Wow we scared the Australian with an animal good job team
- grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
- me: grandma you're like 80
I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage
#i didn’t realize until exactly this moment#that these are actually tiny shorts over tights#and not just very tights-ish pants with a weird seam detail#i feel like the world is brand new#my eyes are open#colors are more vivid#there is a god#captain America#booty booty booty (via bewaretheides315)
do you ever just passionately miss the first series of doctor who but not just because you miss Nine but because you miss the monsters and the simple story lines that were new and so interesting and the companions that didn’t need a magic back story to be special and weren’t just a new puzzle for the doctor to solve they were just ordinary people with ordinary lives and taught (especially the young viewers) that anyone can be a hero i just really miss season one okay