"A soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys, and keys to fit our locks. When we feel safe enough to open the locks, our truest selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we are; we can be loved for who we are and not for who we’re pretending to be. Each unveils the best part of the other. No matter what else goes wrong around us, with that one person we’re safe in our own paradise."

(Source: hummely)

    4rianagrande:

    i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

      ↳ HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

      pantslesswrock:

      trickstersgambit:

      dilapidatedragamuffin:

      Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

      First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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      THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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      Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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      who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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      THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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      WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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      ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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      ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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      Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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      Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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      AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

      AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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      HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

      Don’t forget it was in the 3d that required red and blue lenses and came with three packs in the dvd case.

      this movie was perfect

        • teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
        • teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*

          shadicasper:

          #BreakingStereotypes

            wolvensnothere:

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much


my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

            wolvensnothere:

            sodomquake:

            robowolves:

            trimcoast:

            orangemuses:

            I love this post so much

            image

            my hand slipped

            with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

            I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

            I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

            (Source: tardismetotomorrowworld)

              castielhasthephoneb0x:

              a-study-in-butts:

              thetwincores:

              asapmona:

              rhydonmyhardon:

              let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

              my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

              my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

              well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

              my boyfriend dated me

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                thefaultinourheadcanons:

                emeralddarkness:

                ughjohnwatson:

                do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

                BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

                It’s in words

                (Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson)

                  weteevee:

                  parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

                  me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

                  my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

                  (Source: flygoing)

                    galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:



“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”




the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

                    galactic-kat:

                    wasarahbi:

                    emes:

                    leeantsypantsy:

                    all-aboutqoqo:

                    “We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

                    the last sentence

                    lmao what

                    There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

                    (Source: moda-pura)

                      brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

                      brightchimeradragon:

                      just-bx:

                      Just SCience

                      IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

                      (Source: emedemabri)

                        tomhiddleston-blog:

                        Same person

                          emilianadarling:

deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)


HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

                          emilianadarling:

                          deanobanion:

                          "Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

                          (x)

                          HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

                            fugrats:

ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

                            fugrats:

                            ppolishprincess:

                            only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

                            literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

                            (Source: rebeccadimovski)