shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

    (Source: colindonoghue)

      notlostonanadventure:

      bewbin:

      if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

      he would be ur fed ex 

      I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

        itsstuckyinmyhead:

        The Sims Tumblr Posts

          • Ollivander: Oh you need a wand? Try this one.
          • *shit explodes*
          • Ollivander: Shit
          • Ollivander: I don't fuckin know
          • Ollivander: Here try this it kinda killed your parents
          • Ollivander: Perf

          malfoypure:

          A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

            the best scene

            (Source: princesconsuela)

              cumber-bitches:

              cybertutu:

              wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???

              image

              last time i reblogged this someone sent me an ask saying “it’s a fucking 2”

                sabrinagrimm:

                m-arija:

                sabrinagrimm:

                m-arija:

                sabrinagrimm:

                “tumblr should have its own island”

                image

                Notes guys more notes EVERYBODY SHOULD DONATE LIKE 10 DOLLARS SO WE CAN BUY THE ISLAND

                HAVE FUCKING FUN WITH THAT OH MY GOD

                Can you imagine how awesome it would be omg

                I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING UND ERSTAND

                • THE PICTURE DEPICTED IS FROM A GAME WH ERE KIDS FUCKIGN MU RD ER EACH OTHE R. ON AN I SLAND
                • mu RDER
                • I CHOSE THAT PCI TURE BECAUSE TUMBLR SHOULD NEVER HAVE A FUCKING I SLAND EVEYR GOOD BYE

                  (Source: inaworldofmyown00)

                    nosdrinker:

sickbanter:

humoristics:

vaginafor1000alex:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too


sikk tekkers bruv…


This is illegal in 63 galaxies

                    nosdrinker:

                    sickbanter:

                    humoristics:

                    vaginafor1000alex:

                    lovethyhippie:

                    faked the whole squad

                    faked the cameraman too

                    sikk tekkers bruv…

                    This is illegal in 63 galaxies

                    (Source: ForGIFs.com)

                      shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

                      shuckl:

                      your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

                        (Source: tle1975)

                          thepluralisphoenixii:

                          "My costume particularly does so much of the work for me, because Loki’s silhouette is so incredibly menacing."

                          You mean yourself, sir. Your silhouette is so incredibly menacing. 

                          (Source: lokihiddleston)

                            (Source: catscoffeeandcynicism)