one time my parents were gone for the weekend
so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left.
it was subtle enough that it wasn’t obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back
and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches
i am a cruel man
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
A pop-up book
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
Reblog forever until everyone groks.
i didn’t know what grok is so i googled it
To grok /ˈɡrɒk/ is to intimately and completely share the same reality or line of thinking with another physical or conceptual entity
omg that’s really cool
The luck of the Irish: A concept created by Americans who have never read a history book.
what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything
ohhh my god I never noticed the ‘oh’ before!
what a nice post you have. it’d be a shame if it
got more notes than you expected
wait a fUCKINg SECONd